I try to turn my stupid angst into sound
Try to impress girls by just standing around
I'm sitting on the corner playing a three chord song
Cause I'm just another jerk with an acoustic guitar

There I go again sitting under a tree
Most bands were ruined by some guy like me
I talk about how being talented is just so hard
Cause I'm just another jerk with an acoustic guitar

Stevie Ray Vaughn is God
Don't know why people call me a prick
Don't actually know how to play
Just picked it up for pickin up chicks

Open with Wonderwall
Don't know why people call me a prick
Don't actually know how to play
Just picked it up for pickin up chicks

I'm going out to take a girl downtown
She's not excited that I'm takin her out
We're goin to jam down at the music store
Got no idea why she looks so damn bored

Yeah I own a skateboard too
Don't know why people call me a prick
Don't actually know how to play
Just picked it up for pickin up chicks

Write a repetitive chorus
Don't know why people call me a prick
Don't actually know how to play
Just picked it up for pickin up chicks

I try to turn my stupid angst into sound
Try to impress girls by just standing around
I'm sitting on the corner playing a three chord song
Cause I'm just another jerk with an acoustic guitar