I could never stick with a girl in high school
I always ended up getting dumped cause I wasn't cool
But then I learned how to play three chords on guitar
And look at me now it's gotten me so far
And now I'm rockin through early 2000's middle school hallways

I can be your pop rock hero
I can make a phrase out of every note
I can be your Panic! at the Disco
I can be your middle school All Time Low

I never really learned how to sing but I got a nice voice
The label overproduces me but I ain't got not choice
So call me a poser and kiss my ass
I jump around the stage because I'm having a blast
And you can't help but sing along to my songs

Cause I can be your pop rock hero
I can make a phrase out of every note
I can be your Fall Out Boy or Paramore
I can be your middle school All Time Low

So now I'll just sing about those girls from high school
But they'll never get to me cause I'm just too cool
Cause I'll play these three chords till my day is done
Cause the only punk band I know is Sum 41
And all the college kids now, they grew up with me

So I can be your pop rock hero
I can call my self punk and no one will know
I can make a soft and sexy breakdown
I can be your middle school All Time Low

I can be your pop rock hero
I can put a single out to stay in the loop
I can be your Panic! at the Disco
But probably more just like Bowling for Soup